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Dick-and-a-half 

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A very long time or long distance.
Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!
Dick-and-a-half by Tarwen March 21, 2019
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dick and a half 

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dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
dick and a half by Kowulz April 11, 2007
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dick and a half 

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A tool, and very ugly, cocky for no reason too.
TIM IS SUCH A DICK AND A HALF FOR SIGNING OFF ON ME!
dick and a half by aaaaasherr(: December 23, 2009
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by a black dick and a half 

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By a large margin; a substantial amound
Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."

Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."
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stove 

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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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Walky-Talky 

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A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026
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