dick-and-a-half

A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.

Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

by Rock Cowles March 19, 2007

dick and a half

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.

Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

by Kowulz April 4, 2007

Dick-and-a-half

A very long time or long distance.

Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!

by Tarwen March 21, 2019

dick and a half

A tool, and very ugly, cocky for no reason too.

TIM IS SUCH A DICK AND A HALF FOR SIGNING OFF ON ME!

by aaaaasherr(: December 23, 2009

dick ‘n a half

A dick ‘n a half isn’t a dick sewed onto half a dick. It’s actually a term for a dick so large, it transcends time and space. If you tell someone to suck a dick ‘n a half. It means you are telling them that they are the biggest cuck known in all of the multiverse.

“Go suck a dick ‘n a half!”

“*loud gasp*”

by TheToppestBottom October 2, 2019

by a black dick and a half

By a large margin; a substantial amound

Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."

Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."

by RossLikeSauce January 15, 2013