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To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.
"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment
by dickosarous October 21, 2012
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A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
by Bad Bitch(Nicki fan) July 14, 2018
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The feeling of disappointment you experience after having sex with someone whose penis was not what you were expecting/hoping for in a pee pee.
"We had sex but I was extremely dickappointed."

"The sex was a dickappointment."
by Hazelnoots October 08, 2014
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Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
**Female: Damn, I was really looking forward to getting that dick-down this weekend....but he decided that wouldn't work (dickappointment). Thinking he could get a rain check. Silly Man.

**Male: Damn, I was gonna put it on ole girl in Va this wkend , But my ppl from college are coming to my town, ill get with Miss Va. some other time......only to realize there are no 2nd chances-dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
by MaleCollector December 01, 2015
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