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Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER
Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

Dickster 

A hipster that is a douche bag or dick. Or in other words, every hipster.
That Starbucks was full of dicksters.
Dickster by BallHard. August 26, 2013

dicklister 

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.
dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

mr dickster 

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

dicksaster 

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

dicktaster 

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.
She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.
dicktaster by GlazeHer June 19, 2016