dickmyster
alot of dick riders
dickmyster by Im2much4u712 March 5, 2014
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Dickmeister
Penelope:
That guy's a complete dick
Simon:
No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER
Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
That guy's a complete dick
Simon:
No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER
Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010
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dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019
mr dickster
it's your penis dumb ass
your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches
any teacher that you ever had
your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches
any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.
Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.
Cousin 1: nice.
Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.
Cousin 1: nice.
mr dickster by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009
dicksaster
1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);
2) in immediate need of some viagra;
3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
2) in immediate need of some viagra;
3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."
(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."
(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011
dicktaster
Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.
She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.
dicktaster by GlazeHer June 19, 2016
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