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A brilliant man who can clearly see the obvious superiority of men as compared to the lowly female species. While some feel that his articles are composed of 'hate speech,' in reality he backs up his logical articles with facts and analysis.

However, as we all know, women are immune to logic, facts, and plain common sense, so they feel the need to hate on the Great One.

His writings can be found at
Dick Masterson is truly God among humans. Don't let the degenerate female population goad you into false heretical hatred of our Savior.
by O Championed One February 28, 2011
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1. A chauvinist who constantly contradicts himself, and uses insults, rather than solid arguments to convey his 'opinion'.
Dick Masterson: women line up to go out with me!
Her: I don't see any women lining up to go out with you, and even if there were, I would be last in line.
DM: maybe if you hit the treadmill more often you will be in first.
by amo1234 May 06, 2010
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