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dickmeister

The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.
Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)
dickmeister by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008

Dickmeister

A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm
“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
“You know him - always dickmeistering!”
Dickmeister by Jsmink May 23, 2022

Dricmeister 

A nickname for Irish Rugby Legend, Brian O'Driscoll.
The Dricmeister is such a legde, loike!
Dricmeister by D09 June 14, 2009

dicklister 

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.
dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

dorkmeister 

An annoying person. Someone constantly doing dork things.
That Scott is a real dorkdorkmeister.
dorkmeister by Scott'smom November 12, 2017

Dickmaster 

A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)
Yeah your a fucking dickmaster...
Dickmaster by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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