Dickfuckery 

A versatile phrase, with two primary uses.

1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.

2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.

1) "It was funny watching Gilmore try breaking the ice, until she made that Holocaust joke. Absolute dickfuckery."

2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"

Dickfuckery by Couple of sheep here and there October 24, 2017

dickfuckery 

Mischievous "griefing" behavior, with an intent to cause trouble. Similar meaning to "fuckery," but with more malice.

Oh, we got into all sorts of dickfuckery last night. Drank malt liquor, peed in a copcar, called some cheeleaders fat... good times.

dickfuckery by Ubiquitousnewt July 15, 2011

Dicksuckery 

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.

(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.

Dicksuckery by SmashNasty November 15, 2010

duckfuckery 

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.

"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.

duckfuckery by Gryndyl August 19, 2007

Dicksucker 

New York slang. The opposite of “dickriding”used to insult someone who is hating on you or nitpicking you.

James: Devin pass the ball that’s not your shot!

Devin shoots…“swish”

Devin: and you were saying dicksucker?

Dicksucker by Orynami October 28, 2021

Dickfuckeroverdrive 

One who fucks dick so fast that they are forced to go into overdrive

Hey andrew, i heard your able to go into a state of Dickfuckeroverdrive

Dickfuckeroverdrive by xavier wells October 18, 2010

Career Dicksucker 

A girl who make a living giving blowjobs.

Kelly does hair, but at night she is still a career dicksucker.

Career Dicksucker by Taco . March 3, 2010