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Dickliment 

A dickliment is a compliment a man fishes for when he is feeling insecure about his wiener. No matter how many times you reassure your man about his member, he will always be waiting for you to say something nice about his cock. Some men need more dickliments than others, it all depends on what kind of guy he is.
Girl, my man kept fishing for dickliments all night! It was so irritating!
Dickliment by bigolbagocrazy August 17, 2013
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Dickliment 

A compliment regarding a man's penis.
Last night, I had sex with this chick, and she gave me a really nice dickliment. She said that it's is the most beautiful dick she's ever seen.
Dickliment by anna_thunderroad September 25, 2019

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe
"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"
Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007
The ultimate insult surpassing any other insult derived from body parts and/or objects inserted into or used on body parts for various purposes, such as "douchebag" "asshole" or "cunt bucket" There is nothing more degrading than being called the accumulation of underwear fuzz, sweat, urine, pre-ejactulatory fluid, and pubic hair on the tip of someones dick.
"Fuck off you fucking dicklint!"

person A: "you're a skank ass whore!"

person B " well you're a shitty dicklint!"
Dicklint by Babakism January 19, 2010

dickumentary 

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis
You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"
dickumentary by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

Dickmentia 

When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.
Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.
Dickmentia by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018

dicklimit 

The process of telling a girl your penis has a weight limit.
No we cant have sex you are over my dicklimit
dicklimit by big meech77 October 3, 2010