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dickleech 

1. A more juvenile synonym for kissup, suckup, brown-noser, etc.

2. A more juvenile--but less vulgar--synonym for slut, whore, skank, etc.

3. A person who is experienced with giving BJs. Alternatively, a person who has a BJ fetish.
1. Danny is always hanging on Ty like a dickleech. Can't he see that Ty is just using him?

2. Jessica has dated the entire football team; she's such a dickleech.

3. Make sure you call up Corina when you need a BJ. She's a real dickleech, man!
dickleech by B. Keene August 11, 2009
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dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.
Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

Dick-Leech 

1. A person that loves to suck big penises with voluptuous lips.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.
1. Chris is such a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.
Dick-Leech by CrippleMaster March 2, 2009

Dickleach 

A person of the male gender who is a mooch/lop and a total dick to a female.
“See that kid Derek over there? He is such a dickleach!”
Dickleach by Urbandic2289 March 18, 2021

Dinklechamp 

A person who has dinkled or had a number 2 in the toilet 10 times in 1 day.
Jesus, Betsy, you are sure a dinklechamp!

Dicklected 

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment
I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected
Dicklected by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023
to be a wench to some ones penis.
To be a person that bring beer and other things to someones penis.
"Tom you are such a dickwench!"
"I need a dickwench."
dickwench by nnug February 5, 2008
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