Dickleach 

A person of the male gender who is a mooch/lop and a total dick to a female.

“See that kid Derek over there? He is such a dickleach!”

Dickleach by Urbandic2289 March 18, 2021

Dickpreaching 

The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.

Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.

(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)

An example of dickpreaching:

Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”

His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”

Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”

His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”

The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.

Dickpreaching by The Big OOMF April 20, 2021

dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.

Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

dicklich by Dirk Diggler 6969 May 9, 2017

Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

Dickachu 

Someone who sneezes while taking dick

Cranky is Dickachu

Dickachu by LanceIsAwesome March 6, 2023

Dickleback 

A Dickleback resides on Long Island and drives a giant pick up truck. He sometimes has an American flag or a Trump bumper sticker on there somewhere but is not a requirement. He cuts you off just to end up at the red light with you. When you pull over he is listening to the worst music the radio has to offer at a volume higher than normal ears can handle. He might have a half ass handlebar mustache or a style that should have been terminated for good circa 1986. You may also find a dickleback at a bar or music festival.

Hey check out that dickleback

Dickleback by Coyote_Panda July 15, 2018