dickilish 

A person who is ticklish on their penis.

John: Why is Jerry laughing while in the bathroom?

Jimmy: Oh, he's jerking off and is dickilish.

John: makes sense.

dickilish by Jerryjohn June 2, 2014

Dickfish 

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.

Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!

Dickfish by Seth G. June 19, 2017

Dickfished 

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.

Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.

Dickfished by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.

Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

dicklich by Dirk Diggler 6969 May 9, 2017

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

dickelshplink 

An easy and polite way to call someone a dick.

you little dickelshplink boy

dickelshplink by El is awesome! April 18, 2018

dickbishop 

An insufferable cunt, douchebag, fuckface, or all around asshole.

"I swear to god these dickbishops are going to drive me over the edge."

dickbishop by Rizzen March 22, 2008