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Phil: Agnes, stop trying to fondle my dickybird!

Agnes: No!
Dickybird by Johnny Hookup October 16, 2021
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Dickbird 

to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.
Stop being such a dickbird you dickbirdy mess up.

That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.

I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.
Dickbird by Big Allio August 20, 2008

Dickbird 

A “know it all”, some one who already “knew that”. All information is not new to them.
-“Hey Jonathan, did you know that every 157 years, Jupiter’s magnetic field pulls one of its moons 15 inches closer ?”
Jonathan- “oh yeah, I knew that. It’s actually 14.7 inches.”

-“Of course you did, Dickbird!”
Dickbird by Romanowski November 5, 2017
Well thats a funny little dickybird you got there
dickybird by Luke February 8, 2005

Dickbird 

Man A: Look at that bird, what's hanging between it's legs?

Man B: Oh, that is the rare Dickbird. Notice the human male genitalia.
Dickbird by tyler240sx August 3, 2009

dickbird 

1. (noun) Nickname given to the mobile, hydraulic scissor lifts used on construction sites around massachusetts during the dickbird period which took place during the July 2008 summer

2. (noun) Anything that is anything

3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish
wow alex, looks like you got the dickbird stuck again. you better go get the wood.

hey look at that man way up there in the dickbird. he seems to be fiddling with the broken telephone wires.
dickbird by dickbird commmander August 20, 2008