Dickbird 

to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.

Stop being such a dickbird you dickbirdy mess up.

That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.

I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.

Dickbird by Big Allio August 20, 2008

Dickbird 

A “know it all”, some one who already “knew that”. All information is not new to them.

-“Hey Jonathan, did you know that every 157 years, Jupiter’s magnetic field pulls one of its moons 15 inches closer ?”
Jonathan- “oh yeah, I knew that. It’s actually 14.7 inches.”

-“Of course you did, Dickbird!”

Dickbird by Romanowski November 5, 2017

Dickbird 

Simple. A bird with a man dick

Man A: Look at that bird, what's hanging between it's legs?

Man B: Oh, that is the rare Dickbird. Notice the human male genitalia.

Dickbird by tyler240sx August 3, 2009

dickbird 

1. (noun) Nickname given to the mobile, hydraulic scissor lifts used on construction sites around massachusetts during the dickbird period which took place during the July 2008 summer

2. (noun) Anything that is anything

3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish

wow alex, looks like you got the dickbird stuck again. you better go get the wood.

hey look at that man way up there in the dickbird. he seems to be fiddling with the broken telephone wires.

dickbird by dickbird commmander August 20, 2008

Dickbird 

A common spam created by the Shadow Elves Clan.A Dickbird is an annoying bird.

Nick: Look at the dickbirds up in the tree. Dickbirds:Churp Churp. Nick: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE TREE YOU DICK BIRDS!

Dickbird by DickBirds August 25, 2008

Dickbird 

A dick that flies and fucks people.
Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone.

Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.

Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.

So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.

Person 1: BRO SOME DICKBIRD IS FUCKING THIS GUY TO DEATH AT THIS PARK

Person 2: and? That's how nature is.

Person 1: Getting the shit railed out of you in public is not "nature"

Person 2: yes it fucking is

Dickbird by FallenAngelKindic December 28, 2022

Dickybird

Slang for penis.

Phil: Agnes, stop trying to fondle my dickybird!

Agnes: No!

Dickybird by Johnny Hookup October 16, 2021