dickfear 

The fear that encompasses you when it’s been a while since you’ve seen male genitalia. The fear renders you unable to touch, see or even think about cocks.

it’s been 23 months since she’s been with a man, she’s got dickfear bad

dickfear by Brownfurry November 18, 2019

Dickhearted 

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.

Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.

Dickhearted by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

dick fear 

A psychological mindset affecting the large majority, if not all, men, in which they develop insecurities about the size of their penises and therefore deem it necessary to kill all other males whom they have (un)reasonable suspicion to believe have larger penises.

An idea first proposed by George Carlin, it serves as a credible explanation for most fights, conflicts, and wars perpetrated by and involving men.

"That's what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That's what all that adolescent macho-male posturing strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about: it's called 'dick fear'. Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate, and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves, and since war is the ultimate competition, basically men are killing each other to improve their self-esteem."

"Ever since James joined the football team, he's hated Michael; just yesterday, he fought him in the cafeteria. I can only guess why: dick fear."

dick fear by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014

dickfart 

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).

Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!

dickfart by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.

1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!

Dickbeard by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

dickfer 

from the movie, "spies like us".

Emmett Fitz-Hume: Did you here that?
Austin Millbarge: Yeah, it's a dickfer.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: What's a dickfer?
Austin Millbarge: To pee with.

dickfer by hyun January 20, 2005

Dickfart 

A dumb bitch named gabby

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so

Dickfart by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018