dickcut

When a man's genitals gets cut with an object, usually sharp but can also be a blunt cut - also referring to an drawing that depicts a man putting a piece of paper into his penishole and quickly sliding the paper across in a horizontal manner.

"Woah that's a pretty deep dickcut, man!"
"Stop looking at my dick."

by n8sphatballots April 4, 2021

Charles Dickcunts

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye

Oh! Dickcuntfuck!

by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

Dicknuts.

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying

(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.

by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

dickbutt

a dick which has a butt and in his butt there is a little dick . no one know that little dick has another dick in his butt or not

dude #1: i think i saw a dickbutt .
dude #2: nah man there isn't such a thing that just a fictional creature

by faggot-lover July 28, 2017

DickCunt

When a penis is growing out of a vagina

Ohh my Dickcunt is so big

by zack15795 September 17, 2015