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DickCunt 

When a penis is growing out of a vagina
Ohh my Dickcunt is so big
DickCunt by zack15795 September 17, 2015
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Dickcunt 

A term of extreme abuse for somebody or something that has has annoyed or offended one.
Oh my god, he's such a dickcunt.

You've been a right dickcunt.
Dickcunt by Soppy Willybums May 13, 2005

dickcunt 

someone who is annoying, attention seeking and pisses everyone off. one word isn't enough to describe them so dick and cunt put together is the best way.
urgh that girl is such a dickcunt, all she ever does is talk about herself.
dickcunt by losershitface April 26, 2015

Dickcunt 

A person who is being a very unmanly dick.
Fuck you, you dickcunt!
Dickcunt by LikesToBeLazy June 22, 2014

Charles Dickcunts 

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'
'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye
Oh! Dickcuntfuck!
dickcuntfuck by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face 

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind
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