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dicknuts 

someone who spills guinnes on your shirt on st patrick's day
hey, you spilled guinness on my shirt dicknuts!
dicknuts by mattywag March 19, 2008

dicknuts 

A conbining of the term dick and the term nuts. My friend said it once and it is one of the stupidest damn things I've ever heard. Fuck of I know what it means, though.
What the hell's up, dicknuts?????
dicknuts by A.B.S. May 24, 2004

dicknuts 

You suck at Snood dicknuts!
dicknuts by Wave of Babies February 23, 2009

dicknuts 

A person with two additional penises in place of your nuts
Man, you've got dicknuts? That's terrible.
dicknuts by JonathanXS May 15, 2013

DickNuts 

DickNuts, used as in insult too belittle and insult a fellow friend or person you don’t like, DickNuts insinuates that said person infact doesn’t have a penis or a testicle sack, but in fact has dicknuts, a long shaft with balls attached to the helmet.
Person 1: “That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard”

Person 2: “Fuck off dicknuts”
DickNuts by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

dunkin dicknuts

When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)
Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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