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dickburn 

Your penis being rubbed raw from prolonged or vigorous unprotected sexual activity
Wow!! I got dickburn after bangin' that skank for three hours!!
dickburn by Jess and Rachel October 3, 2006

dickburn 

after you finish whacking it really hard and your urethra burns for like a half hour
ive got the worst case of dickburn
dickburn by nigger joe January 11, 2005

Dick Burp 

Any burp inbetween the time period of when someone gives a blowjob to when they brush their teeth.
Mark: I was laying next to my gf after she gave me a blowjob and realized she dicked burped on me

Justin: Gross. Dick Burp.
Dick Burp by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS October 21, 2010

dickburger

1) Literally a meat patty made from ground penises.
2) Derogatorily a self serving person with a weak constitution.
3) Archaic: Comic book character from the 1930's series "Dick Berger"
Bigots are total dickburgers!
dickburger by Gardner! October 19, 2011

dickburn 

Slapping a girl acrossed the forehead with your penis and leaveing a red mark
I just gave that girl dickburn to the head.
dickburn by Josh and Jordan September 15, 2006

Dickburns 

The hair that grows along the sides of your cock shaft if you don't trim down the bush.
We were watching 70's porn last night. You should have seen the dickburns on Ron Jeremy!
Dickburns by Cocksman 78 February 27, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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