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Dickburns 

When you remove all your pubic hair except for the areas on the sides of your genitals.
Since I didn't want to burn my balls with nair, my dickburns ended up looking something like wolverine from the x-men.

Yo bro you could use a touch up, I haven't seen dickburns that thick that since 1970's porn!
Dickburns by Ketamine.Fix August 7, 2017

dickburn 

Your penis being rubbed raw from prolonged or vigorous unprotected sexual activity
Wow!! I got dickburn after bangin' that skank for three hours!!
dickburn by Jess and Rachel October 3, 2006

dickburn 

after you finish whacking it really hard and your urethra burns for like a half hour
ive got the worst case of dickburn
dickburn by nigger joe January 11, 2005

Dicktures 

Send me dicktures
Dicktures by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014

dickburger

1) Literally a meat patty made from ground penises.
2) Derogatorily a self serving person with a weak constitution.
3) Archaic: Comic book character from the 1930's series "Dick Berger"
Bigots are total dickburgers!
dickburger by Gardner! October 19, 2011

dickbros 

when two bros have had sexual action with the same chick

dude 1: hey man, do you mind if i game on hannah? she's kinda cute

dude 2: no man, go ahead, we'll be dickbros
#dickbros
dickbros by SmokinHotGinger January 13, 2017
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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