dickburnt 

A medical condition causing various level burnt injury on a males genitalia area. This condition is usually contracted by walking the desert at the "Burning Man" festival event wearing nothing but a Winter Slut coat, Steam Punk Glasses, Cool Ass Boots, and a Pocketwatch to keep it classy. This serious condition may be medicated by applying Cortisone Cream, and Aloe. Consult your local physician for immediate assistance.

Wow? Can you believe Johnny is really rockin that Slutcoatt? He's gonna end up like those Dickburnt dudes over there!

dickburnt by neosean99 November 25, 2016

Charles Dickcunts 

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

Charles Dickcunts by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye

Oh! Dickcuntfuck!

dickcuntfuck by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

dickbutt

a dick which has a butt and in his butt there is a little dick . no one know that little dick has another dick in his butt or not

dude #1: i think i saw a dickbutt .
dude #2: nah man there isn't such a thing that just a fictional creature

dickbutt by faggot-lover July 28, 2017

DickCunt 

When a penis is growing out of a vagina

Ohh my Dickcunt is so big

DickCunt by zack15795 September 17, 2015

Dickbritter 

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.

I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.

Dickbritter by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

dickburn 

Your penis being rubbed raw from prolonged or vigorous unprotected sexual activity

Wow!! I got dickburn after bangin' that skank for three hours!!

dickburn by Jess and Rachel October 3, 2006