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The epitome of a dickbag. The absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of the male population (and may be applied to any gender identity) the worst of all the douches.
Oh my god, Chad is such a dickbug. I can’t believe how he’s treated all those women.
dickbug by samagickal June 13, 2021

Dickjuggling Thundercunt 

Usually an insult of the highest order. Can be directed to either sex.
1. Stacy, you dickjuggling thundercunt! You just ruined my job promotion!
Combination of douchebag and Dickhead. Instead of a douchebag, the person is also a dick.An insult used on someone not as often as douchebag but is more offensive and the right word when douchebag does not properly apply.
Person 1 : Dude i took the last beer in the fridge.
Person 2 : You douchebag
Person 1 : if you think im a douchebag, wait till you see what Person 3 did.
Person 3 : I took a dump on your sink thinking it was a toilet and i am not cleaning it.
Person 2: YOU DICKBAG!!!!!
Dickbag by ^____^ Kekeke May 15, 2011
a dick which has a butt and in his butt there is a little dick . no one know that little dick has another dick in his butt or not
dude #1: i think i saw a dickbutt .
dude #2: nah man there isn't such a thing that just a fictional creature
dickbutt by faggot-lover July 28, 2017

dickbagery 

The act of being a dickbag.
There is dickbagery afoot.
dickbagery by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit.
Used in the amazing video game ‘Emily is away <3’ (three)

Mat: if she did break up with you just to date someone else then she’s a total Dickbagel
dickbagel by ACHAttck14 April 20, 2021
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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