Dickamortis
Dickamortis by Cahscholar August 13, 2017
Get the Dickamortis mug.
dickamortis
The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.
Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.
dickamortis by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010
Related Words
dickormortis
This happens when you fap so hard for so long, that it becomes almost painful to release the grasp of your penis.
Dude, I fapped for like 15 minutes and now my hand is stuck
Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis
Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis
dickormortis by Lyoko_the_luxray September 18, 2016
Nickamortis
A very sexy man that enjoys to watch Watchmen and smoke a nice cigar. He also likes to say "Yo diggity" when he joins people's Ventrilo channels, and then mutes his Ventrilo shortly after so he can catch up on the most recent episode of "Californiacation"
That guy? He's totally a Nickamortis. Can't you tell from that signature cigar that is in his mouth?
Nickamortis by Brandop February 28, 2011
dicamortis
If you die with an erection and then ricamortis sets in saving your magisty for everyone to apriciate.
dicamortis by Scotty2wo September 21, 2018
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026