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Nickamortis

A very sexy man that enjoys to watch Watchmen and smoke a nice cigar. He also likes to say "Yo diggity" when he joins people's Ventrilo channels, and then mutes his Ventrilo shortly after so he can catch up on the most recent episode of "Californiacation"
That guy? He's totally a Nickamortis. Can't you tell from that signature cigar that is in his mouth?
by Brandop February 28, 2011
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niggamortis

The death of a black man. Initially the name of the album "6 Feet Deep" by Gravediggaz, but they had to rename it due to the whiney cunts that found it offensive.
"Christ, that punk got smoked."

"Yeah, Niggamortis"
by bunnygun1 June 19, 2008
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Niggamortis

The posture/reaction of a black person when they see a police officer. Niggamortis occurs in just .1 of a second and in this time they decide if they should play it cool or run from said law enforcement.
I lock up from niggamortis when i see a police officer.
by teamgreen July 20, 2017
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Niggamortis

When a person is or has the look of shock. Just like the definition for rigamortis.
The person stepped out into traffic and niggamortis set in when they saw that bus!
by thehashbrownclown April 27, 2015
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Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.
I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis
by Cahscholar August 13, 2017
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dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.
Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.
by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010
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niggamortis

MY FRIEND HAS A BIG NIGGAMORTIS
by niggamorphin August 24, 2025
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