dicamortis 

If you die with an erection and then ricamortis sets in saving your magisty for everyone to apriciate.

It was a disturbing open casket funeral when we reliszed that dicamortis had set it.

dicamortis by Scotty2wo September 21, 2018

Disamorism 

(Dis-ey-mawr-iz-uhm) Derived from Greek and Latin root words, of 'Dis' (opposite, not), 'amor' (love), and 'ism' (belief). It is simply a belief in that Love does not exist. Usually adopted by teens who have been through much hardship with ex's.

Julie asks "Why doesn't she ever tell her boyfriend she loves him?"
Katie responds, "Her ex boyfriend hurt her really bad. She doesn't believe in love. She believes in disamorism.

Disamorism by Kay Vinn July 9, 2010

Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.

I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis

Dickamortis by Cahscholar August 13, 2017

dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.

Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.

dickamortis by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010