Dickamortis
Dickamortis by Cahscholar August 13, 2017
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dickamortis
The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.
Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.
dickamortis by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010
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dickormortis
This happens when you fap so hard for so long, that it becomes almost painful to release the grasp of your penis.
Dude, I fapped for like 15 minutes and now my hand is stuck
Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis
Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis
dickormortis by Lyoko_the_luxray September 18, 2016
Nickamortis
A very sexy man that enjoys to watch Watchmen and smoke a nice cigar. He also likes to say "Yo diggity" when he joins people's Ventrilo channels, and then mutes his Ventrilo shortly after so he can catch up on the most recent episode of "Californiacation"
That guy? He's totally a Nickamortis. Can't you tell from that signature cigar that is in his mouth?
Nickamortis by Brandop February 28, 2011
dicamortis
If you die with an erection and then ricamortis sets in saving your magisty for everyone to apriciate.
dicamortis by Scotty2wo September 21, 2018
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