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Dick warmer

A pussy,cunt ect. because if you stick your dick in it it will keep it warm on a cold day.
I need Kathy's hot little dick warmer on a cold night like this.
Dick warmer by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

Dick Warmer

When a man, normally a pimp, calls his ho that he frequently uses between sex and uses her for pleasure, no love, no money, and the ho gets rejected for cash.
Pimp 1: Yo have you seen my Dick Warmer lately?
Pimp 2: Wait what? Oh you mean your ho?

Pimp 1: You can tell yo ass is new to the pimpin' game.

Oh lawdy
Dick Warmer by RaWrz-Cupcakes44 June 10, 2014

Dick-warmer Tie 

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.
The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.
Dick-warmer Tie by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2010

kentucky dick warmer 

You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.
Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee

DickWarmer 

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.
Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen
DickWarmer by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dickfarmer

dickfarmer by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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