A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.
Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.
by spizzike March 16, 2017
by Daveguys April 10, 2016
by IloveyouVenezia April 10, 2016
As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.
by jb181382 April 9, 2016
A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick
A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.
by kvincett April 30, 2016
by TheJediGolfer April 10, 2016
A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.
by HungryDrummer April 14, 2016