murse

1. A male nurse.
2. A man-purse, a popular fashion item these days. Similar to a messenger bag, but usually smaller. Murses often have a pocket to carry a laptop, which is why they are so popular.

1. After passing the NCLEX and getting his RN certification, Rodney was now a murse.
2. Jeans, check. Leather jacket, check. Let me get my murse, and we can head out.

by HungryDrummer October 31, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

Shawn's got a total vacation dick. That's why all the girls have him as their sidedick.

by HungryDrummer June 10, 2016

Uncrush

To get over someone you previously had a crush on.

I wanted Tom so badly, but then he got my best friend Katie pregnant, and ran off without missing a beat. You bet your ass I uncrushed him!

by HungryDrummer May 07, 2016

Mitsubullshit

A sporty import in the hands of a painfully slow, usually older driver.

"I was stuck behind a severe case of Mitsubullshit on I-95. The old goat even fell asleep at the goddamn traffic light!"

by HungryDrummer October 19, 2015