spizzike's definitions

dick vacation

A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.

Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.

by spizzike March 22, 2017

star trek shit

Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.

you can make phone calls from your watch? That's some Star Trek shit right there.

by spizzike April 11, 2015

dirtbagging

Like teabagging, but when the teabagger has feces on his scrote.

Rob has been dirtbagging every passed out guy at the party.

by spizzike June 23, 2012