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Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.
I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.
by Daveguys April 09, 2016
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.
by jb181382 April 09, 2016
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A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.
This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again
by IloveyouVenezia April 09, 2016
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A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.
"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"
by TheJediGolfer April 10, 2016
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A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick
A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.
by kvincett April 29, 2016
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A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.
Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.
by Dead possum April 10, 2016
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