dick tard 

When someone is being dumb,and as a result is also a jerk, but they don't realize it till later.

I was a dick tard to my two very good friends, because I was acting dumb.

dick tard by Phi Lamda July 6, 2008

tard dick

A boy or man with a huge penis but he is rediculously stupid in common sense and school

Spencer: All you gotta do is tell her you got that tard dick and you're gonna get laid!

tard dick by swimmer man July 18, 2015

dicktardation 

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

dicktardation by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010

dicktard 

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.

Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.

dicktard by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003

Dicktard 

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"

Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.

Dicktard by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014

Dicktarded 

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

dicktarded 

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

dicktarded by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009