A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.
by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003
by fitch fanatic July 11, 2008
The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!
by snarfman123 March 19, 2007
Idiot: Aint nobody gunna shit on Trump like that
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.
by TomBrady69 September 25, 2017
A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.
"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."
by Chris_Z September 14, 2005
by ponce killer September 3, 2005
The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.
Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.
Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 10, 2010