dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.

Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!

dick sweats by dickzzz July 8, 2011

dick sweat 

The fluids which accumulate on the penis during and after sex (sweat, cum, or mixture of both). This fluid has been said to have a taste similar to Jose Cuervo.

Friend 1: "You wanna do a shot of Jose?"
Friend 2: "Hell no, that shit tastes like dick sweat."

dick sweat by Chipper Jones December 13, 2007

Dick Sweater 

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

Dick Sweater by JackGeorge June 1, 2009

Dick Sweat 

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin

yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!

Dick Sweat by fagpartol May 22, 2018

Dick sweat on my wrist yuh 

when mourning over a loved one or significant other

Obama.. Skipper has died

"Dick sweat on my wrist YUH"

Dick sweat on my wrist yuh by Archbishop_TCO October 15, 2019

dick sweatin 

When a guy is constantly braging about another male preferably a male friend and what they have.

Guy one: Mike stay clean all the time he has money,nice car a house i wish i had that
Guy two: Man stop dick sweatin mike ugh get ya own dude!

dick sweatin by daqueen7440 November 18, 2015

Dick Sweater 

An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.

Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!

Dick Sweater by Dickuare December 9, 2017