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dick swarm

noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals

Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan
“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”
dick swarm by ChicagoCarl July 11, 2014
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DickWarmer 

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.
Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen
DickWarmer by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dickwarming 

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.
“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”
dickwarming by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020

Dickwarmer 

Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.
Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!
Dickwarmer by thekaji October 7, 2008

dickwarmer 

someone who warms up dicks for a profession.
"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"
dickwarmer by jeffd7765 June 27, 2008
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