Dick Stink

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Rather self explanatory.

The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.

I went camping and didn't shower for 3 days by which point my horrendous dick stink was stinging my nostrils.

Dick Stink by Morkus Morkus August 10, 2018

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dick-stink

dick-stink is the fishy smell of pussy-juice on a guy's cock who recently fucked his bitch's lower cum-hole and is now making you suck his big prong.

I smelled dick-stink on Matt's cock when he forced it in my mouth and said loudly, "Suck Dick!"

dick-stink by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

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Stink Dick

A phrase to call people after they do someone in the ass and not wash their penis for a day or two after.

Wash your pecker, stink dick!
Ohh man, you got a bad case of stink dick!

Stink Dick by Rim Job Rob April 6, 2008

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Stink Dick

When you haven't washed your dick in weeks after having sex and then it smells like the local fish counter

Yo Brandon, Geez you have some major stink dick going on!!

Stink Dick by Rogers565 February 26, 2021

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stink dick

the act of engaging in anal sex

sam stink dicked his cousin

stink dick by sh!t October 16, 2005

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Stink Dick Hands

After having intercourse, the smell of your hands after jerking off before showering.

Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!

Stink Dick Hands by Dfiaj December 14, 2018

stink dick murphy

A cheap person who also smells like shit and is a faggot

Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week

stink dick murphy by Stinkdicknigga December 30, 2024

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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