dick splirt
dick splirt by dicksplirter March 9, 2008
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Dick Splinter
A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.
Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.
Dick Splinter by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011
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