dick splirt

one who ejaculates from his peepee.

-during intercourse-

jenny:-surprised- what was that?
greg: oh, i might've dick splirted.

by dicksplirter March 9, 2008

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

dick splint

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Dick splint

An apparatus used so that a flaccid dick can be used for sex

I couldn't get it up so I made a dick splint

by Bagosh October 18, 2010

dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014

Dick Split

When a female takes a tampon from her purse and shoves in to a males bonner constintly until the bonner splits and starts bleeding

I just gave my boyfriend a dick split

by IHaveThePower June 1, 2011