dick sea

Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night and it was awful!!!!

Friend:Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea......the dick sea. You will find one you like someday.

dick sea by Vendetta_driven_gal July 19, 2023

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Sea world dick

When yo dick be flaccid as fuck. Resembling the sad flaccid dorsal fins of whales at sea world.

Home boys had major sea world dick last night, he could not get it up!

Sea world dick by Yassqueen2393 June 14, 2016

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sea salt dick

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.

Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!

sea salt dick by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016

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Dick season

When a male has a so called period. they will turn into a complete dick for a while just like a woman, short tempered total TWAT, advantage over women is that the males period (dick season) does not have any messy red bits ;)
Depending on how much of a dick you are dick season will not last too long, also depends on who the people are around you
dick season happens totally randomly, you can be in a great mood and suddenly flip bad
enjoy :)

He was fine with me 10mins ago, we was kissing and everying and then he just went in a mood and called me a slag, think he is on dick season

Dick season by kmelton2011 June 15, 2011