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Salt Dick
Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.
Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"
Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."
Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."
Salt Dick by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013
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sea salt dick
When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
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Dick On Salt (DOS)
When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
Dick On Salt (DOS) by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021
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Salty Dick
An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.
John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.
"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
Salty Dick by QuidamUD April 22, 2009
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