dick salt

the sweaty substance that develops on a males penis
Jodi licked the dick salt off off my dickhole.
by jiff9 October 20, 2010
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Salt Dick

Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.
Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"

Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."
by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013
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sea salt dick

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!
by Sea salt dick December 03, 2015
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salt dicks and pepper pubes

a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.
Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.
by g geiger August 08, 2006
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Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 03, 2021
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