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to maneuver around somebody, such as in a sport, usually in hockey
Shit, he absolutely dicked on that goalie.
dick on by doogan November 17, 2004
A dick-on is boner.
When I woke up this morning, I had a dick-on so I whacked off!
dick-on by eda-skip November 17, 2021

Dick: on 

Dick in the 'on' position. Very interested
She told me her boyfriend is good in bed, I replied "dick: on!"
Dick: on by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020

dick on the rocks 

It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.
I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.

dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.
After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!
dick on a stick by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

dick on fire 

The action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.
-Dude, we're getting bored tonight.
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!
dick on fire by Antoinou May 25, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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