dick on bread

A “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.” reference regarding penis on a some loaf bread

-Yo, would you rather give up sex or food?
-....I want dick on bread.

by MisterE1313 March 19, 2018

Dick and bread

Used to describe anger, but is most commonly used to describe the weather.

"Holy crap, it's cold as Dick and Bread outside!"

by A piece of Broccli January 11, 2009