1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt
2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm
3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm
3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.
Dude2 - You got dick mud now?
Dude1 - Yup.
2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.
DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit
dirt into dick mud.
3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.
Dude2 - You got dick mud now?
Dude1 - Yup.
2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.
DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit
dirt into dick mud.
3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.
by DonkeyShowMike July 21, 2009

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.
"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."
by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014

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by Pizza guy 37 July 10, 2016

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.
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