dick mud 

1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt

2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm

3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass

1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.

Dude2 - You got dick mud now?

Dude1 - Yup.

2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.

DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit

dirt into dick mud.

3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.

dick mud by DonkeyShowMike July 21, 2009

eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say

yo eat dick mud

eat dick mud by Lachaballs June 9, 2024

eat dick mud

A word that Pdot backshots uses

yooo eat dick mud

eat dick mud by Lachaballs June 10, 2024

mud dick 

When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.

"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."

mud dick by Strik9 December 30, 2007

montana mud dick 

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.

Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.

montana mud dick by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Mud Dick 

The opposite of a coal burner, when’s white guy fucks a black girl or a Hispanic girl.

“Dude, Johnny is such a mud dick”

Mud Dick by Hmhmgmgmgm February 28, 2019

Mud dick 

When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”

Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl

Mud dick by Muddy buddy December 7, 2018