dick mud

1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt

2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm

3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass

1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.

Dude2 - You got dick mud now?

Dude1 - Yup.

2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.

DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit

dirt into dick mud.

3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.

by DonkeyShowMike July 21, 2009

Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

by Bosslady23 August 01, 2014

mud dick

When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.

"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."

by Strik9 December 04, 2007

Mud Dick

The opposite of a coal burner, when’s white guy fucks a black girl or a Hispanic girl.

“Dude, Johnny is such a mud dick”

by Hmhmgmgmgm March 01, 2019

dick in the mud

The act of Anal Butt and she/he/it shit into the partner penis

I was with Cindy last Night and she really gave Me a Dick in the Mud.

by Pizza guy 37 March 24, 2016

montana mud dick

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.

Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.

by ToolHandle December 04, 2017

eat dick mud

A word that Pdot backshots uses

yooo eat dick mud

by Lachaballs June 10, 2024