Definitions by Strik9

Human Suitcase 

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.

For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases

Human Suitcase by Strik9 March 1, 2011

MiFi 

MiFi stands for "my Wi-Fi" and is pronounced as "my-Fi."

MiFi is a portable broadband wireless device that combines functions of a router, modem and access point usually about the size of a credit card.

Also known as a personal hotspot. MiFi was designed to simplify setting up of small local area networks (LAN), or an ad-hoc network. MiFi devices support up to five users and can also network Wi-Fi-capable devices including cell phones, digital cameras, notebooks, MP3 players and gaming systems. A MiFi device gets Internet connection almost anywhere with cellular connectivity.

I just got a MiFi hook up and it works great.

MiFi by Strik9 December 18, 2009

mud dick 

When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.

"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."

mud dick by Strik9 December 30, 2007

bricks 

When you cum in a persons mouth.

from scene in Clerks II. when Randal and a lord of the rings movie fanatic discuss the horrible LOTR movies.

Randal - And what's with that gay fucking look, I thought Sam was going to saunter over Froto and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.

LOTR Fan - Hey faggot, Sam and Froto aren't gay! They're hobbits!

Randal - And then after the Froto and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Froto's mouth.

bricks by Strik9 December 30, 2007