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1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt

2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm

3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.

Dude2 - You got dick mud now?

Dude1 - Yup.

2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.

DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit

dirt into dick mud.

3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.
by DonkeyShowMike July 21, 2009
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