7 definitions by ToolHandle

montana mud dick

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.

Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Sauce Weaver

The guy that spins the truth into some real bullshit.

Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"

"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."

by ToolHandle January 2, 2017

Sonic Fart

A fart you can hear and smell at the same time

I feel a Sonic fart coming on...

by ToolHandle January 2, 2017

zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!

Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

jimmywhacker

People who randomly punch dudes in the dick and/or balls without warning in an non loving way

I accidentally tripped Mark and that fucking jimmywhacker kicked me in the nuts

by ToolHandle November 10, 2020

canadian tennis

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

california wang sauce

The sexual confidence that somebody from California has, compared to the rest of the U.S.A.

Have you met the new guy, Isaiah, he's got that California wang sauce.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017