Dick Measuring 

When to men are talking, and one trys to one up the other by bragging.

Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!

Dick Measuring by jlong17543 August 2, 2009

Dick Measuring 

Commonly used when two guys or friends are arguing and one friend brings up a point to counter his friend point, but in theory it is just a stupid and or irrelevant point.

Steve: Do you ahve any enemies? what about the guys you jipped on the deal..

Joe: How did you know about that!?! Well what about you and not going to help Bob in the bad deal he made?

Steve: This is no time for dick measuring, who did you do a bad deal with....

Dick Measuring by iPr4nk July 6, 2009

Dick measuring contest 

When a group of egotistical men get together

Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest

Dick measuring contest by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021

dick measuring contest 

A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.

The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.

dick measuring contest by Cosmo October 12, 2005

Dick Measuring Contest 

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.

They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.

Dick Measuring Contest by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023

dick-measuring contest

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."

My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.

dick-measuring contest by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

dick measuring contest 

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.

At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.

dick measuring contest by adam phillips November 8, 2008