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ANTP

An ambiverted 'ENTP' or 'INTP' type from the Myers-Briggs personality system. Sort of a mix between an ENTP and an INTP. Ambiverted - Intuitive - Thinking - Perceiving. They correspond to both Ti and Ne, and generally find themselves either partying hard or staying at home. 50/50.
Brad: "I wonder what Jeff's MBTI type is... he's definitely an NTP type, but I can't tell if he's an introvert or an extrovert. It's like sometimes he's both."
Chase: "He's probably an ANTP then. An ambivert."
by suburban__dictionary December 29, 2022
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Go Touch Grass

A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.
Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022
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Pubstomping

When one or more highly skilled players play on unranked public matches or community servers against far less skilled players, completely and utterly dominating them with high kills.
"Whoa, that dude got 150 kills and 0 deaths that match, he's totally pubstomping."
by suburban__dictionary February 10, 2024
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Dick Measuring Contest

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.
They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
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3 years, 3000 devs

A statement people say when they are frustrated with the lack of content or game-breaking bugs/glitches in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022). The statement is a reference to the amount of time spent working on the game (3 years) and the amount of developers who worked on the game (3000). People use the phrase in mockery of the fact that even after 3 long years of the game's development, with a massive amount of 3000 developers putting time into developing the game, it still manages to be a horribly broken, unfinished, and incomplete mess.
- In response to game-glitches -
*MWII hard-crashes and reboots Jeff's computer*
Jeff: ... are you serious? 3 years, 3000 devs, and this shit wasn't fixed by them?

- In response to lack of content -
*MWII releases only one new map and 2 new guns for the newest season*
Eric: Only one map for the entire season, and it's just a remake?!? 3 years, 3000 devs, and they still can't even pump out at least 4 maps per season?!?!
by suburban__dictionary June 7, 2023
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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
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Sentinel

A new, upstanding and official name for self-proclaimed proud campers in Call of Duty. 'Sentinels' differ from regular ol' nooby campers who do it because they don't really know how to play the game; sentinels purposely camp because they are trying to play the game "tactically" and "realistically", even though Call of Duty is an arcade shooter.

Sentinels are almost always highly casual console players (mostly military nerds) who have no interest in playing the game competitively; they are the type of player that is more suited to playing Arma or Insurgency, but instead plays Call of Duty, since they don't own a PC for Arma, and don't know about Insurgency, since it's simply an obscure indie game in the face of Call of Duty's massive marketing and influence, especially in the console market.
"The sentinel was sitting in a building and camping with a silenced sniper rifle. They think they are being tactical and realistic. Everyone around them thinks they're a complete douche."
by suburban__dictionary May 10, 2023
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