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by suburban__dictionary April 25, 2023
The 'girl next door' is the type of girl who is generally modest, shy, quiet, friendly, and understated. She doesn't flaunt herself at all like most girls, and she most likely doesn't wear much makeup, if any at all. She lives a relaxed existence and doesn't go out of her way to do overly extravagant things like most girls might do. Her defining characteristics include her shy/quiet/modest personality, simple clothing, and her incredibly friendly demeanor.
The girl next door is not 'stereotypically' attractive, as in that she is never 'lusted' after like most girls are. She doesn't have big boobs, or pure blonde hair, or a big butt, and doesn't have that 'sexy/hot' appearance to her that 99% of guys lust after. That, however, does not suggest that she is unattractive by any means, as she is often incredibly attractive to many people. Her understated demeanor can be incredibly attractive to some people who are less attracted to the stereotypical 'hot girl', due to the fact that the 'girl next door' is incredibly nurturing, gentle, loyal, and kind compared to lots of girls. She's unlikely to cause any sort of drama in your life, and she gives off a very sweet and caring motherly vibe. She is the pure definition of 'femininity'.
The girl next door is not 'stereotypically' attractive, as in that she is never 'lusted' after like most girls are. She doesn't have big boobs, or pure blonde hair, or a big butt, and doesn't have that 'sexy/hot' appearance to her that 99% of guys lust after. That, however, does not suggest that she is unattractive by any means, as she is often incredibly attractive to many people. Her understated demeanor can be incredibly attractive to some people who are less attracted to the stereotypical 'hot girl', due to the fact that the 'girl next door' is incredibly nurturing, gentle, loyal, and kind compared to lots of girls. She's unlikely to cause any sort of drama in your life, and she gives off a very sweet and caring motherly vibe. She is the pure definition of 'femininity'.
Brad: "Dayum man, check out Stacey dude... yo, that ass is BANGIN.... what do you think of her ass, man? I swear I'd hit that. She's got some nice fuckin' tits too man, like holy shit."
Joe: "... It's not that special to me, honestly."
Brad: "... Are you like gay or something? C'mon bro, she is like THE hottest chick in this school man, you gotta be gay as hell not to want a piece of that."
Joe: "Not really, I'm straight as a line, but I'm more into the 'girl next door' type, y'know, the ones that wear comfy clothes, they have a nice smile, they have a cute body and especially cute boobs and butt that aren't incredibly massive, but are just nice enough to hold and cuddle with... they're just so feminine and nurturing. Honestly, the fact that I'm more into the 'girl next door' type makes me the opposite of being gay, since they're like the gold standard of femininity."
Brad: "... uh, okay bro... suit yourself, more poontang for me I guess."
Joe: "... It's not that special to me, honestly."
Brad: "... Are you like gay or something? C'mon bro, she is like THE hottest chick in this school man, you gotta be gay as hell not to want a piece of that."
Joe: "Not really, I'm straight as a line, but I'm more into the 'girl next door' type, y'know, the ones that wear comfy clothes, they have a nice smile, they have a cute body and especially cute boobs and butt that aren't incredibly massive, but are just nice enough to hold and cuddle with... they're just so feminine and nurturing. Honestly, the fact that I'm more into the 'girl next door' type makes me the opposite of being gay, since they're like the gold standard of femininity."
Brad: "... uh, okay bro... suit yourself, more poontang for me I guess."
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2022
Another way of referring to a fragile ego. SPS is not necessarily correlated with penis size; a man with a massive penis can have SPS, and a man with a tiny penis may not have SPS.
Small Penis Syndrome is what insecure people have; they often compare themselves to others way too much, and get angry when they are not the best at something, in the same way that someone might get angry if they don't have the biggest penis. They often overcompensate for their insecurities with big trucks, large houses, massive muscles, and fat bank accounts. This is not to say that people with those things have SPS, but often people with SPS try to attain those things as items of what a 'successful' person looks like.
Small Penis Syndrome is what insecure people have; they often compare themselves to others way too much, and get angry when they are not the best at something, in the same way that someone might get angry if they don't have the biggest penis. They often overcompensate for their insecurities with big trucks, large houses, massive muscles, and fat bank accounts. This is not to say that people with those things have SPS, but often people with SPS try to attain those things as items of what a 'successful' person looks like.
"That guy has a gigantic truck with insane exhaust on it, he's probably overcompensating for his small penis syndrome."
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
A misnomer for an SSD. 'SSD' stands for solid state drive, so calling it an 'SSD Drive' would be calling it a 'solid state drive drive'.
Adam: "Yo i just installed an SSD drive in my PC! It's so fast!"
Mark: "... you mean an SSD?"
Adam: "Yeah, the new SSD drive thingy, it makes it go so much faster!"
Mark: "The D in SSD already stands for 'drive', so why are you adding an extra 'drive' to the end? So you're installing a solid state drive drive to your PC?"
Adam: "uhm, i don't know. i just thought that was what it was called, just like an HDD drive."
Mark: "... HARD DISK DRIVE.... DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Mark: "... you mean an SSD?"
Adam: "Yeah, the new SSD drive thingy, it makes it go so much faster!"
Mark: "The D in SSD already stands for 'drive', so why are you adding an extra 'drive' to the end? So you're installing a solid state drive drive to your PC?"
Adam: "uhm, i don't know. i just thought that was what it was called, just like an HDD drive."
Mark: "... HARD DISK DRIVE.... DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
by suburban__dictionary April 11, 2023
Figuratively:
John: My cable company just raised their prices AGAIN with even more hidden fees! They really dogged me this time!
Literally:
Daniel: Yo Brad how'd the date with Stacey go last night?
Brad: It was fuckin amazing man, I dogged her so hard last night bro.
Daniel: Right on man!
John: My cable company just raised their prices AGAIN with even more hidden fees! They really dogged me this time!
Literally:
Daniel: Yo Brad how'd the date with Stacey go last night?
Brad: It was fuckin amazing man, I dogged her so hard last night bro.
Daniel: Right on man!
by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022
What your brain turns into after playing Shipment too much in Call of Duty.
Side effects include:
- Spastic behavior
- Lack of interest in any map that isn't Shipment
- A ringing in your ears from all the killstreaks being called in
- PTSD
Side effects include:
- Spastic behavior
- Lack of interest in any map that isn't Shipment
- A ringing in your ears from all the killstreaks being called in
- PTSD
by suburban__dictionary February 08, 2024
The act of killing someone and framing their death to make it seem like they killed themselves, rather than, in reality, them getting murdered by someone. Most notable examples of this include Jeffrey Epstein and John McAfee, who were both taken out by the government. Both individuals had insiders notifying others on the internet that they would be 'suicided' minutes before their deaths.
Adam: "Wow, John McAfee just killed himself by hanging... I can't believe he would do such a thing, poor guy. I can't imagine the depression he was going through to get to that point."
Josh: "Yeah, as if.... You know for a fact that the government suicided him. You think a dude like that would be suicidal or depressed? No, they faked his death. He even tweeted out that he was going to be suicided right before it happened, for fucks sake."
Josh: "Yeah, as if.... You know for a fact that the government suicided him. You think a dude like that would be suicidal or depressed? No, they faked his death. He even tweeted out that he was going to be suicided right before it happened, for fucks sake."
by suburban__dictionary September 04, 2022