9 definitions by LoveTorpedo

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."

What girls I fuck often call my thick nine inch cock, for obvious reasons.

A brilliant way to fuck in which you pick the girl up and let her wrap her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. You gently lower her down over your big hard nine-inch dick so it is inside her wet pussy, and let her slide it up and down on your huge giant erect cock until you both cum. Then if you are, (so to speak) still "up" for it, you can walk over to the nearest couch or bed without pulling out of her, and thrust yourself into her in the missionary position until you both cum again. Guaranteed to make her scream.

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

A fancy word from Classical Greek for an extremely huge and impressive hard cock.

The huge shout that blasts from a dude's lungs at the exact moment semen thrusts from his giant cock into her pussy, as he cums at the climax of a fuck, in living proof of Newton's Third Law of Motion, that to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.