Tall Tommy

Slang word for your cock, used to describe him when he is standing at attention, straight and tall and proud.

As I opened my fly and she saw Tall Tommy, she gasped with amazement.

by LoveTorpedo July 21, 2019

ten inches

The size of a man-sized cock.

"I WANT you to fuck me! I NEED you to fuck me!", she shouted, as I drove my ten inches into her.

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

dick-measuring contest

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."

My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

BIG ONE

What girls I fuck often call my thick nine inch cock, for obvious reasons.

She howled like a wild animal as I drove the big one into her warm wet tight pussy.

by LoveTorpedo June 25, 2019

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

Ejaclamation

The huge shout that blasts from a dude's lungs at the exact moment semen thrusts from his giant cock into her pussy, as he cums at the climax of a fuck, in living proof of Newton's Third Law of Motion, that to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

My uncontrollable ejaclamation was so loud as I shouted "EJACULATION!" at the top of my lungs as I came that I couldn't help waking up her parents.

by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019