9 definitions by LoveTorpedo

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A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."
My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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What girls I fuck often call my thick nine inch cock, for obvious reasons.
She howled like a wild animal as I drove the big one into her warm wet tight pussy.
by LoveTorpedo June 25, 2019
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A brilliant way to fuck in which you pick the girl up and let her wrap her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. You gently lower her down over your big hard nine-inch dick so it is inside her wet pussy, and let her slide it up and down on your huge giant erect cock until you both cum. Then if you are, (so to speak) still "up" for it, you can walk over to the nearest couch or bed without pulling out of her, and thrust yourself into her in the missionary position until you both cum again. Guaranteed to make her scream.
As we stepped out of the pool after skinny -dipping together, I picked her up in my arms and started to fuck her in the stand and carry position.
by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017
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Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.
She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.
She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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A fancy word from Classical Greek for an extremely huge and impressive hard cock.
"Your phallus has to be at least nine or ten inches long!", she exclaimed. "And boy, is it thick!"
by LoveTorpedo June 25, 2019
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The huge shout that blasts from a dude's lungs at the exact moment semen thrusts from his giant cock into her pussy, as he cums at the climax of a fuck, in living proof of Newton's Third Law of Motion, that to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
My uncontrollable ejaclamation was so loud as I shouted "EJACULATION!" at the top of my lungs as I came that I couldn't help waking up her parents.
by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017
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