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Man's most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity, and the one potentially most exciting to a woman. It looks like a rocket ready to be launched, and has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy.
It signals to a woman that a guy is ready and able to have sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. For that reason, it is a serious though common mistake for a guy to be embarrassed or self-conscious when he has an erection.
Freshman year, after pulling an all-nighter, I stripped and got in bed, only to wake a half hour later with an urgent need to piss. I got up without waking enough to know I was naked, much less that I had wood, and walked down the hall to the bathroom. Only as I walked past the open door of another room down the hall and saw a woman grad student staring at me with wide eyes did I look down and see I was sporting the most giant hard-on I'd ever seen in my life. Afterwards, she kidded a male grad student we were both friends with that I had a better body than he did. He replied, "You've seen more of it than I have."
by adam phillips August 18, 2006
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Man's most magnificently majestic manifestation of his raw power and potency. In appearance, when hard, it resembles a rocket on the launching pad, and it has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy. Just as a rocket can send a satellite into orbit, it can send a woman into orgasm, which is no less awesome a feat.
In sex, it performs at least four distinct functions: first, by achieving a hard-on, it signals to the woman that its owner is both capable of having sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. Second, by discreetly (or sometimes not so discreetly) pressing it against her increasingly warm pussy while they make out, he turns her on and gets her hot. Then, when she really does want him, it becomes a way of her signalling her own desire, as she fondles it and kisses it and puts it into her mouth. And finally, when he fucks her, its mad and relentless thrusting drives her wild until she begins to scream with absolutely uncontrollable passion and happiness. If he is lucky enough, he has enough dick control that he doesn't come until after this has happened, which is nice for him as well as her, because the longer the tension builds up, the more enormous the explosion will be when he finally reaches ejaculation. At that point, as the speed of his thrusting becomes as fast as a runner nearing the finish line in a race and as his cock forces all of its gigantic length and girth deep into her pussywith each thrust, he reaches the point where, for a couple of seconds, it seems like the world stops. Then, he feels something like a bomb explode at the base of his dick, and with a sudden and rapid force like water shooting out of a high-pressure hose, he shoots quarts of comeinto her pussy.
In keeping with the Danish proverb that "a child of love has many names," this most-beloved part of the male anatomy has a number of colloquial slang nicknames, of which penis is the one most often seen in print, though rarely heard spoken except in doctor's offices or classrooms. A few of the more colorful are given below. In addition to these nicknames, many a guy's dick has a proper name, bestowed on it either by his wife or girlfriend or by himself, and which hopefully has a masculine ring worthy of the dignity of the entity to which it is applied.
When I pressed my dick against her as we kissed, she clasped her hands tightly around my butt and drew me to her so that it would press into her more firmly.
by adam phillips August 18, 2006
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A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.
At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.
by adam phillips October 23, 2006
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The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings, when he comes inside her and gives her the big o. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height when he is swollen to his hugest size. Analogized to a "bazooka" both because of his shape and his ability to fire explosive blasts when he ejaculates. and described as "beef" because of his massively muscular strength.
She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"
by adam phillips November 17, 2007
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The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height.
Note the use of the pronoun "he" rather than "it." "Big George" is not simply a slang word for your dick, like penis or love torpedo, but a name given to him in his own right, as a personification of your sexual potency and energy. Therefore, a girl may talk about him to you, and may even talk to him instead of you, as in the examples given below.
As for the origin of the name, "Big" is rather obvious. The best guess as to "George" is that the use of the commonest name of Kings of England in modern times came to be given to the part of the body that epitomizes kingliness.
"Wow! Big George looks like he's really glad to see me."
"Oh, Big George, don't stop! You fill me up! You are the biggest cock I have ever had in me in my life! I want you to fuck me! I need you to fuck me! Oh, please don't stop fucking me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by adam phillips August 18, 2006
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Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
by adam phillips November 17, 2007
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When you drive your huge hard cock into your girlfriend's pussy, to give her the "big o" with your big one.
There are a number of slang terms for fuck. Among the most common are sex, sexual intercourse, make love, and go all the way.
YES! YES!! YES!!! YES!!!! FUCK ME!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!
by adam phillips October 19, 2006
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