dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.

“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night”

by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018

dick mangler

one who causes damage to male genitals

That guy broke my dick. He's a dick mangler.

by pünanas September 19, 2015

Mangey dick rot

When your balls scrpe up on the side of your leg and you get a rash

“Timmy has a bad case of mangey dick rot”

by 45dfjkl February 12, 2023

Dickbangle

Somebody who pretends to hide their intelligence

"Joey Essex is such a Dickbangle"

by ledzinger July 5, 2015

Dickwangle

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.

He dickwangled this morning

by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

dicktangle

A quandry for women under duress, where in order for a woman to get what they truly desire the obvious solution is having sex with a male they don't want to be with.

Amy needed at least a "B" on her term paper, which put her in a dicktanglement with her professor.

Joni wanted a promotion at work, making her dicktangled with her boss.

by Matt Allen Poe July 3, 2016