A quandry for women under duress, where in order for a woman to get what they truly desire the obvious solution is having sex with a male they don't want to be with.

Amy needed at least a "B" on her term paper, which put her in a dicktanglement with her professor.

Joni wanted a promotion at work, making her dicktangled with her boss.

dicktangle by Matt Allen Poe July 3, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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