dicktangle

A quandry for women under duress, where in order for a woman to get what they truly desire the obvious solution is having sex with a male they don't want to be with.

Amy needed at least a "B" on her term paper, which put her in a dicktanglement with her professor.

Joni wanted a promotion at work, making her dicktangled with her boss.

by Matt Allen Poe July 3, 2016

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Dickwaggle

One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."

Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."

by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007

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Dicktance

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance

This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.

by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

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dinkfangler

people who beleive themselves cool enough to hang out in a store long enough to annoy the staff memebers. these people often overlap the shifts of staff members of the phyiscal store and stay for periods varying from 3-8 hours.

That fake irish guy is such a dinkfangler. what a douche.

by 199123456 February 22, 2008

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