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dicktangle 

A quandry for women under duress, where in order for a woman to get what they truly desire the obvious solution is having sex with a male they don't want to be with.
Amy needed at least a "B" on her term paper, which put her in a dicktanglement with her professor.

Joni wanted a promotion at work, making her dicktangled with her boss.
dicktangle by Matt Allen Poe July 3, 2016
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Dicktance 

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.
Dicktance by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

dinkfangler 

people who beleive themselves cool enough to hang out in a store long enough to annoy the staff memebers. these people often overlap the shifts of staff members of the phyiscal store and stay for periods varying from 3-8 hours.
That fake irish guy is such a dinkfangler. what a douche.
dinkfangler by 199123456 February 22, 2008

dicktable 

Cal, you're being such a fucking dicktable.
dicktable by gggromit May 14, 2014

Dickbangle 

Somebody who pretends to hide their intelligence
"Joey Essex is such a Dickbangle"
Dickbangle by ledzinger July 5, 2015

Dicktale 

A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.
Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!

Dickwrangler 

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.
Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.
Dickwrangler by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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