dicktangle 

A quandry for women under duress, where in order for a woman to get what they truly desire the obvious solution is having sex with a male they don't want to be with.

Amy needed at least a "B" on her term paper, which put her in a dicktanglement with her professor.

Joni wanted a promotion at work, making her dicktangled with her boss.

dicktangle by Matt Allen Poe July 3, 2016

Dicktance 

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance

This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.

Dicktance by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

dinkfangler 

people who beleive themselves cool enough to hang out in a store long enough to annoy the staff memebers. these people often overlap the shifts of staff members of the phyiscal store and stay for periods varying from 3-8 hours.

That fake irish guy is such a dinkfangler. what a douche.

dinkfangler by 199123456 February 22, 2008

dicktable 

Being a predictable asshole.

Cal, you're being such a fucking dicktable.

dicktable by gggromit May 14, 2014

Dickbangle 

Somebody who pretends to hide their intelligence

"Joey Essex is such a Dickbangle"

Dickbangle by ledzinger July 5, 2015

Dicktale 

A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.

Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!

Dicktale by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 4, 2010

Dickwrangler 

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.

Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.

Dickwrangler by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011